Betty Sissom, Reading Specialist
Phone: 841-0347
Room 303
Hi Gullett Readers! Now that school is in full swing, I hope you are all reading...even on the weekends! Here are some fun Back-to-School jokes, just for you.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
